is there a scholarship for trying
The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.
The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.
Strange old world we live in.
The first face, you show to the world. The second face, you show to your close friends, and your family.
The third face, you never show anyone. It is the truest reflection of who you are.
So I want to finish my Oreos but if I do then I won’t have anymore.
I hate when you find someone soooooo attractive, but when they open their mouth, you lose interest.
- me: i need to get good grades on this tests
- me: *doesn't study*
if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever
i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same name as me so i could become the alpha
never microwave a caprisun
what did you do
i microwaved a caprisun