The first face, you show to the world. The second face, you show to your close friends, and your family.
The third face, you never show anyone. It is the truest reflection of who you are.
So I want to finish my Oreos but if I do then I won’t have anymore.
I hate when you find someone soooooo attractive, but when they open their mouth, you lose interest.
- me: i need to get good grades on this tests
- me: *doesn't study*
if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever
i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same name as me so i could become the alpha
never microwave a caprisun
what did you do
i microwaved a caprisun
i am FULL of HATE and CEREAL
i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly